According to the song Seasons of Love from RENT, there are 525,600 minutes a year.
One line later, there are “525,000 Moments so dear”.
So, doing the math, we can glean that there are 600 moments which aren’t so dear.
And I think I just used one of them by walking in on my boss who forgot to lock the bathroom stall.
*overdoses on bread*
Especially if it’s pretzel bread.
Today I was in the library because I needed to get stuff done for my online class and I knew that was not going to happen in my apartment. Part of the assignment was to include a picture of myself, which I did not have on the library computer for obvious reasons. So I went on facebook to grab one….
YAAAS THIS GIVES ME LIFE
Some kid just told me he thought ebola was spanish for grandma
Happy valentines day babe!! Yah I got u a bottle of fucking ketchup
My fuckin cat everybody,
Sometimes I can’t even